8. She (your ex) would have done it better
Never compare her to your ex. And if you do it, be prepared to take responsibility of your own chores from the following day.
9. When’s our anniversary or when’s your birthday babe?
You’re expected to remember these important dates. When you don’t remember the date and then shamelessly ask her, be prepared to bear the brunt of it.
10. You remind me of your mother
And this reminds me of the cartoon strip “Hagar the Horrible”. Hagar detests his mother-in-law and every time he voices it aloud, he’s in for a good talking from Helga. If you have no affinity for her mom and draw comparisons between the two, she’ll step into Helga’s shoes soon.
